“Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison.”
-Tim Allen

“If I don’t have a woman every three days or so I get a terrible headache.”
–President John Kennedy

America’s dumbest radio personality and forefront for the Republican Party gives us all a few jewels of intellegence…

“The Earth’s eco-system is not fragile” – Rush Limbaugh
“The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down.” – Rush Limbaugh
“Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century.” [...]