“I’d probably love to have sex with…man, I think she’s dead already. I’d probably want somebody like Marilyn Monroe — somebody that’s been with the president or something. If I had Marilyn Monroe, I would do whatever she asks and whatever she’s never had done to her. And I swear I’d do it good!”
-Lil Wayne

“This is only phase one of the scandal. Phase two: I go on Oprah and sob.”
- David Letterman makes light of being blackmailed for having sex with his staff.

“If I don’t have a woman every three days or so I get a terrible headache.”
–President John Kennedy