Mickey Mantle

If I knew I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
-Mickey Mantle

Posted by nuttymoney on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Filed under Athletes · Tagged baseball, blue hat, health, home run, Mickey Mantle, New York, NY, quotes, stadium, Yankees

Jerry Seinfeld

I was the best man at the wedding. If I’m the best man, why is she marrying him?
- Jerry Seinfeld

Posted by nuttymoney on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Filed under Celebrities · Tagged comedy, funny, george, Jerry seinfeld, jokes, krammer, quotes, stand up, tbs

Ever notice how it’s a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two-cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal!
- Steven Wright

Posted by nuttymoney on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Filed under Celebrities · Tagged comedy, funny, jokes, penny, quotes, Steven wright, thoughts, two cents

“I thump dick on a chick and I beat that pussy down, beat that pussy down, beat that pussy down…”
- Maino & Gucci Mane “Beat That Pussy”

Posted by Kyle on Friday, October 16, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Filed under Lyrics, Rappers · Tagged beat that pussy, gucci mane, Lyrics, maino, quotes, thump dick