I was the best man at the wedding. If I’m the best man, why is she marrying him?
- Jerry Seinfeld
Ever notice how it’s a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two-cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal!
- Steven Wright
Stupid Shit People Say
I was the best man at the wedding. If I’m the best man, why is she marrying him?
- Jerry Seinfeld
Ever notice how it’s a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two-cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal!
- Steven Wright
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