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Sh!t Republicans Say!

tiffany — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 19:49:06 +0000

Check out the Sh!t republicans say!

Glenn Beck – Katrina Victims

nuttymoney — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:40:41 +0000

“The only [Katrina victims] we’re seeing on television are the scumbags.”
-The Glenn Beck Program, Sept. 9, 2005

Rush Limbaugh – Random Stupid Quotes

Kyle — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 03:40:52 +0000

America’s dumbest radio personality and forefront for the Republican Party gives us all a few jewels of intellegence…

“The Earth’s eco-system is not fragile” – Rush Limbaugh
“The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down.” – Rush Limbaugh
“Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century.” – Rush Limbaugh
“Condoms only work during the school year.” – Rush Limbaugh
“There’s a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not.” – Rush Limbaugh
“I am not arrogant.” – Rush Limbaugh
“My first 35 Undeniable Truths are still undeniably true. ” – Rush Limbaugh
“Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.” – Rush Limbaugh
Women should not be allowed on juries where the accused is a stud. – Rush Limbaugh
Words mean things. – Rush Limbaugh

Ronal Reagan – Random Stupid Quotes

Kyle — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 03:31:05 +0000

Quite a few stupid and funny quotes from our 40th President…

“Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.” – Ronald Reagan

“A tree is a tree. How many more do you have to look at?” –Reagan ‘66, opposing expansion of Redwood National Park

“….80 percent of air pollution comes not from chimneys and auto exhaust pipes, but from plants and trees.”

“My fellow Americans. I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.” –President Reagan, before a scheduled radio broadcast, unaware that the mike was already on

“We’re not building missiles to fight a war. We’re building missiles to preserve the peace.” – Ronald Reagan

“As Henry VIII said to each of his three wives, ” I won’t keep you long.” – Ronald Reagan

“We think there is a parallel between federal involvement in education and the decline in profit over recent years.” – Ronald Reagan

“This fellow they’ve nominated claims he’s the new Thomas Jefferson. Well, let me tell you something; I knew Thomas Jefferson. He was a friend of mine and Governor…You’re no Thomas Jefferson!” - Ronald Reagan

“Fascism was really the basis for the New Deal.” – Ronald Reagan

“Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.” – Ronald Reagan

“I used to say that politics was the second lowest profession and I have come to know that it bears a great similarity to the first.” – Ronald Reagan

George W. Bush – Random Stupid Quotes

Kyle — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 03:23:11 +0000

A few select quotes of Stupidity from our 43rd President…

I hope I stand for anti-bigotry, anti-Semitism, anti-racism. This is what drives me. –George Bush, after aides accused of anti-Semitism resigned from his campaign in 1988.
“It’s a very good question, Very direct, and I’m not going to answer it.” – George W. Bush
“Now, I’m no cowboy. I pitch horseshoes for a living, but I don’t ride these broncos.” –George W. Bush in Texas, explaining what his job as President entailed
“It has been said by some cynic, maybe it was a former president, ‘If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.’ Well, we took them literally–that advice, as you know. But I didn’t need that because I have Barbara Bush. ” – George W. Bush
Look, I want to give the high five symbol to high tech..The truth is, it reminds a lot of people of the way I pitch horseshoes. Would you believe some of the people? Would you believe our dog? - George W. Bush in a speech at a Ford Aerospace plant

Dan Quayle – Random Stupid Quotes

Kyle — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 03:15:16 +0000

A few priceless quotes from the Republican Senator from Indiana…

“It isn’t pollution that is hurting the environment,
it’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”
-Dan Quayle

“If we don’t succeed we run the risk of failure.”
-Dan Quayle

“We are not ready for an unforseen event that may or may not occur.”
-Dan Quayle

“Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that
is by itself. It is a –it is different from the other 49 states. Well,
all states are different, but it’s got a particularly unique situation.”
-Dan Quayle

“It is wonderful to be here today in the great state of Chicago” - Dan Quayle

It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system!
– Dan Quayle, on the concept of a manned mission to Mars

“I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.”
-Dan Quayle

George Bush – Strong Opinions

Kyle — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:54:21 +0000

“I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them.”
-George W. Bush (43rd U.S. President)

Dan Quayle – Child Bondage

Kyle — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:40:21 +0000

“We understand the importance of having bondage between parents and their children.”
- Dan Quayle (Rep. Senator of Indiana)

Richard Nixon – Burning Tapes

Kyle — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:22:29 +0000

“I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes.”
-Richard Nixon (37th U.S. President)

Sarah Palin – July 2008

Kyle — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 05:13:13 +0000

“As for that VP talk all the time, I’ll tell you, I still can’t answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?” ―Palin, interview with CNBC’s “Kudlow & Co”, July 2008 (Source)