Shit They Say » Celebrities

Sh!t Drake Says!

tiffany — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 19:34:17 +0000

The Official Shit Drake says parody! YOLO.

Linda Evangelista

nuttymoney — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:05:19 +0000

I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.

- Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

Britney Spears

nuttymoney — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:17:00 +0000

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.

- Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)

Simon Cowell

nuttymoney — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:00:10 +0000

“You have to treat Paula [Abdul] like a poodle, one that you’ve rescued from the pound and who needs attention”

- Simon Cowell

Paris Hilton

nuttymoney — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:53:49 +0000

I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off’. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.

- Paris Hilton

Tim Allen

nuttymoney — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:05:35 +0000

“Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison.”

-Tim Allen

Donald Trump

nuttymoney — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:21:23 +0000

“If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it’s Big Business.”
-Donald Trump

Naomi Campbell

nuttymoney — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:27:47 +0000

“I look at [modeling] as something I’m doing for black people in general.”
-Naomi Campbell

Bryant Gumbel

nuttymoney — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:19:35 +0000

“It’s not that I dislike many people. It’s just that I don’t like many people.”
-Bryant Gumbel

Mick Jagger

nuttymoney — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:14:13 +0000

“I’d rather be dead than singing Satisfaction when I’m forty-five.”
-Mick Jagger