The Official Shit Drake says parody! YOLO.

I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.
- Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.

- Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)

“You have to treat Paula [Abdul] like a poodle, one that you’ve rescued from the pound and who needs attention”
- Simon Cowell

I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off’. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.
- Paris Hilton

“Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison.”
-Tim Allen

“If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it’s Big Business.”
-Donald Trump

“I look at [modeling] as something I’m doing for black people in general.”
-Naomi Campbell

“It’s not that I dislike many people. It’s just that I don’t like many people.”
-Bryant Gumbel

“I’d rather be dead than singing Satisfaction when I’m forty-five.”
-Mick Jagger