“CAUTION: Knife is very sharp. Keep out of children”
- James R. Hogg (Retired U.S. Navy Admiral)

“The people in the Navy look on motherhood as being compatible with being a [...]

“We understand the importance of having bondage between parents and their children.”
-  Dan Quayle (Rep. Senator of Indiana)

“We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?”
-Lee Iacocca (President/CEO – Chrysler)

“I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes.”
-Richard Nixon (37th U.S. President)

“We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.” – Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
Source: Innocent English

“Sorry, I don’t know much about you. I don’t follow tennis.”
Christina Aguilera to Tiger Woods, after he told her he loved her music
Source: Innocent English

“Look, when I was a kid, I inhaled frequently. That was the point.”
Source:  About.com

“As for that VP talk all the time, I’ll tell you, I still can’t answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?” ―Palin, interview with CNBC’s “Kudlow & Co”, July 2008 (Source)

“In terms of the economy, look, I inherited a recession, I am ending on a recession.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009
Source: About.com

“One of the very difficult parts of the decision I made on the financial crisis was to use hardworking people’s money to help prevent there to be a crisis.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009
Source: About.com