A few priceless quotes from the Republican Senator from Indiana…

“It isn’t pollution that is hurting the environment,
it’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”
-Dan Quayle

“If we don’t succeed we run the risk of failure.”
-Dan Quayle

“We are not ready for an unforseen event that may or may not occur.”
-Dan Quayle

“Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that
is by itself. It is a –it is different from the other 49 states. Well,
all states are different, but it’s got a particularly unique situation.”
-Dan Quayle

“It is wonderful to be here today in the great state of Chicago” - Dan Quayle

It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system!
– Dan Quayle, on the concept of a manned mission to Mars

“I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.”
-Dan Quayle